Thanksgiving

for those of you that celebrate thanksgiving, I hope you had a good one. Mine was miserable, caught a flu bug, stomach flu, my wife had it last week, thought I'd dodged catching it but it wasn't to be, hit me wednesday morning, didn't really feel bad but my stomach was churning, went to work anyway, made about 10 trips to the toilet, got off work at midnight, thanksgiving day told the wife I shouldn't be handeling anyones food and she agreed, so I wasn't any help to her in the kitchen. Made the mistake of eating like a pig anyway, wow was that a mistake, bout wore a trench in the floor running to the bathroom, used up 4 rolls of toilet paper, pretty much scared everyone off, "coulda been the stench wafting from the bathroom even though the fan was on" last night it turned into just gas, but I ran for the toilet every time "just in case" I was aired up like a tire, I ran in one time and sat, the longest continual fart I've ever released or even heard of occurred, bout half way through it I started laughing increasing the exiting pressure in pulses, wife heard all this and said "Good grief, are you going to be alright?", I'm not kidding, that thing lasted about 5 minutes, the gas continued through the night causing my wife to move to another sleeping location, not sure if it was the smell or the noise that drove her off. Much better today, never so happy in my life to have a solid movement, enough of that shit.