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Bob
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« on: September 27, 2009, 04:01:32 pm »
A Drunk stumbled out of the bar and wandered over to a beat up car and was trying to open the car dor lock with a cigarette butt.... a police officer that was watching him walks up to him and asks him " Hay Buddy,What are you doing with that Cigarette butt?" the Drunk stops, looks intently at the Cigarette butt in his hand , then looks at the Police officer in Amazement and says "Good Hewvoons Ossipfer ! I seamed to habe Smokeded my Car keys !
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(and if you don't get that you've never been that drunk !)
LOL !
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Bob....
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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2009, 06:05:46 am »
There was a girl who had her brests on her back and she wasn't so great to look at but very nice to dance with
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