Pilot Funnies?

Two fixed wing pilots were setting in the lounge at the local airport having a few drinks in their fancy business clothes discussing flying techneques and safty...
in walks this dirty scroungy guy that looked wind blown for a few weeks at a time with his helmit under his arm and ordered some coffee.... the one Fixed wing pilot asked the scroungy guy hay buddy what you flying ? he sips his coffee and holds the coffee cup with both hands and says a Gyro ... the other fixed wing pilot says a Gyro? whats that ? the scroungy guy says sort'a a cross between a helicopter and a fixed wing aircraft . so the first Fixed wing pilot says well my buddy here and I were discussing what's the best thing to do in an 80MPH tail wind, I say drop altitude and try to get out of the tail wind, and he says gain altitude and try to get out of it... what do you say ? the scroungy guy says Oh, that simple I just change my destination.....
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Bob...<GRIN>