Those cigeretts are going to Kill ya!

[Bob]

There was an Old farmer who smoked cigeretts all his life...
and although he seldom went to the doctor the Doc always told him  John, you have to quit smoking because those cigarette's are going to kill ya !
 John thought about it but didn't pay it much mind...
he came down with a bad cough about 4 years later and saw the doc again and turned out to be just a cold in his chest, but the Doc used it to really harp on O'l John and told him John those cigarette's are nothing but cancer-sticks !  you gott'a stop smoking or they are certainly going to Kill ya !
well, John new the Doc was probably right but He enjoyed smoking, it was one of the few things left in life that he DID enjoy ! so he kept on smoking anyway....
at 85yrs old O'l John broke his leg and was in a cast from hip to ankle,and the Doctor told him he had to stop smokeing or it was going to Kill him , and that now would be the easiest time to stop !
Well John told the Doctor that he'ed think about it and that was that....
sure enough O'l John died he got bucked off his horse while lighting a cigerette and broke his neck
he died at the ripe old age of 123 years old...with a cigerette in his mouth !
I guess his doctor was right all along!
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hehehehe
Bob......
 

[numberonekiwi]

That is cool I am a smoker myself If I live to that age well all the warnings on packets need to be changed to "Smoking may kill you but only after all your non smoking mates"

Department of health will never do that

But then again we are playing with HHO that and smoking will almost be instant deaf