Rabbit and Bear

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit an thinks to himself this isn't right everyone should live in peace. So he stops the bear and rabbit and tells them if they stop chasing each other he'll give them both three wishes.

The bear thinks for a second and wishes all the bears in the forest were female. Poof, all of them are female. Next the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. Poof the rabbit gets a crash helmet. The bear looks at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet.

The bear thinks for a second making sure he makes a good second wish and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. Again -- Poof -- all the rest became female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Now the bears steps back in amazement. How dumb is this rabbit he thinks to himself all he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he wanted. This has to be the dumbest creature the bear has ever seen, he thinks to himself.

It is time for the bears third wish and he takes a second to think and make sure he doesn't waste it. After a minute he wishes that all the other bears in the world were female again Poof -- they are all female.

Next the rabbit puts on his helmet and jumps on the bike as he's taking off he turns around and smiles. Then he says, "I wish that that bear is gay."